[WARNING: NOT FOR REAL KIDS]
DRUNK DINOSAUR LAND!
Instructions: First: Check IDs of friends for legal drinking age 21+. Purchase liquor, beer, 40 oz. malt liquor, and wine. Print the 4 pages below on 8.5 x 11 paper (landscape). Tape the pages together to match the Drunk Dinosaur Land game board pictured below. Find a good looking pair of dice. Next rummage around the house to find the best game piece for each player. There is no maximum number for the amount players allowed in Drunk Dinosaur Land. Players may join and/or leave anytime during the game. Drunk Dinosaur Land guarantees drunkenness in every game. Dino-yell responsibly.
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